5.9.2000

    Scene: Scruffy young man surveys misbehaving fire alarm. Takes ladder to fire alarm. Pokes at it. Pulls out cell phone and calls someone.

Man into phone: "Okay, go."

- pause -

"No."

- pause -

"No."

- pause -

"No."

- alarm begins wailing and startles man so much he almost falls of ladder -

- alarm goes quiet -

"Uh... yes."

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